Prolonged Session

Dear All,

The Governing Bodies were hardly forthcoming (and with good reason too) about their return date and so The Management had to resort to underhand and sneaky tactics to discover this tightly guarded secret. Much to The Management's delight, this date was found to be alter than originally thought. We therefore have another weekend to play with and to fook us ooop.

In short, more parties (most probably pre- and post-town parties) this weekend so keep in touch, y'all.

Yours, in the good times, and in the morning,

The Management.

Mini Club Fasty

Dear Welcome Members,

It seems Club Fasty is to launch a surprise on us all (The Management Included). The Governing Bodies have just announced their intention to vacate the establishment for a short period. This has taken The Management by surprise and so no plans have been made. This weekend would seem to be the best option so any ideas for fun and merriment should be directed, as always, to clubfasty@gmail.com.

Looking forward to hearing from you, to seeing you but not to cleaning up after you,

The Management.